Just about every newspaper has a section devoted to the weird and wonderful goings on in the World. Quite often they're referred to as "Odd Spots". Of course there's more to the story waiting to be told. It justs needs a little irrational thought to read between the lines and see THE REAL STORY...
Monday, June 23, 2003 IT'S LIKE THAT IS IT???
Not one comment in regard to the readers poll I posted 2 weeks ago. Don't know why I bothered really. Don't even know why I'm even bothering to type this post.
So, seeing that you're all too piss weak to vote. I'll just go ahead and do whatever the hell I like... which I was going to do anyway but I thought it would be nice to let you feel like you have some involvement in the process.
From now on you will all suffer under my reign. I officially declare Odd Blogs to be the under the dictatorship of His Wholesomeness Lord Pantsdown. Now, get down on your knees!
posted by Steve | 12:50 PM
Thursday, June 12, 2003 READERS POLL
Glancing back over the last few months of Odd Blogs I noticed that back on March 19 I apologised for making too many political comments.
Since then I've freaked out a poor reader named Badgerbag with the horrid story of pollution in Houston. Taken the piss out of the Klingon culture and shown my complete ignorance of quantum science. Claimed that R&B is scarier than Heavy Metal. Told a silly little tale about a girl that I may or not have met (more not than may). Gave away the big secret about a little issue of mine. And made numerous references to breasts.
So, dear readers, I ask you. What most appeals to you? Politics? Boobies? Freaky stories? Jugs? Klingons, Sci-Fi and Sci-Fact? Tits? My tainted views of the Top 40 music charts? Hooters? Tales of Total Bullshit from the Pantsdown vaults? or Breasts?
Leave your preference in the comments (poseurs).
Thanks for taking the time to vote.
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posted by Steve | 1:20 PM
DOUBLE NOTHING IS STILL NOTHING
The Age June 12, 2003
According to a US report, the assets of C.P.Direct, one of the biggest internet spam operators, have been seized and will be distributed to victims.
C.P.Direct is reported to have fleeced at least $US74 million from the gullible seeking larger penises, bigger breasts and hairier heads.
According to a report on MSNBC.com, the US internet news portal, Arizona's Attorney-General has ordered seizure of the firm's assets, including 13 luxury homes and property valued at $US20 million, a fleet of expensive cars, and tens of millions of dollars in cash.
Chief officers Michael Consoli, Geraldine Consoli and Vincent Passafiume, all of Scottsdale, Arizona, have been found guilty of fraud and money laundering.
Documents showed that 90per cent of $74 million taken over two years came from sales of a penis-enlargement pill called Longitude.
Users were warned to stop taking Longitude after reaching nine inches in length - "to avoid discomforting sexual partners." In fact the pills appear to have been mainly chalk with some sugar.
Other products advertised by C.PO.Direct included Full and Firm, claimed to be "an implant in a bottle" that would increase breast size, Follicure to grow hair and Stature, a pill claimed to increase the height of its users by up to eight centimetres.
Expert witnesses told the Arizona court that all the pills were the same and none would do what was claimed for them.
Well that explains why I still get laughed at whenever I drop my pants... But how do you explain my massive breasts??? posted by Steve | 12:04 PM
Tuesday, June 03, 2003 BISCUITS R US
Found 3 June 2003 on news.bbc.co.uk
OK. So you think I have too much time on my hands because I occassionally update this blog. Well consider the English wacko who has a web site dedicated to biscuits.
Yep, it's true. He has them catergorized, rated and even has "interesting" little stories, like how he and "The Wife" went to the Official UK Tim Tam launch at the Australian Embassy where they learnt about the Tim Tam Suck.
For all you ignoramii out there, a Tim Tam is a chocolate coated biscuit adored by many down under. I'm afraid the Tim Tam Suck is no where near as exciting as it sounds, basically it involves using the biscuit as a straw to suck up you tea or coffee.
Check out the excitement at: www.nicecupofteaandasitdown.com. As you can no doubt gather from the name, it's an action packed, non stop ride to the nursing home.
But I'm sure my receptionist friend enjoys browsing there, whilst sipping her green tea, nibbling on a bickie and then brushing the crumbs from her magnifcent breasts.... GAAAAAAAAAAAA
Well. If you're like me and biscuits just don't have what it takes to rock your jocks, then maybe this site is more your cup of tea (hee hee): www.ratemyboobies.com. I'm checking here every day because my favourite receptionist promised me she put her photo on this site. Ooo! Hellooo! Maybe this is it??? Or this??? It's a bit hard to tell as I've never actually seen them in the flesh before... maybe next time we're stuck in the elevator. What do ya say Backalley??? ;-) posted by Steve | 10:36 AM